In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
