Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place