The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
