Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening