The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it