I will gladly suffer fools for love

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks