I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
