When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
I don’t get mad I get odd
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
