The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day