In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Never Win Anything
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
There Is Always Room For
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
