They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
