I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…