I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
Mating For Life Saved My
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
100% of success is showing up on time
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it