Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
