I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Love may never win but love always ties

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored