Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations