The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants