During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
