Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke