I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect