When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
