Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

I want what you want so I want a cow

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber