The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock