I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible