It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Life is trying So Die trying

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…