A Haiku
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
AI is not your friend Because your friend needs you AI is not God Because you need God Knowing this
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace