A Haiku
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
