Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

All dressed down with nowhere to go

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you