In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

For a human being Every day starts with a question– What mistake will I learn from to… For as long as I can remember My answer has been

When they give you the blame They plant seeds of doubt; Doubting yourself, you take the bl… And the seeds take root– Soon, you find yourself doubting…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past