You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”