Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning