The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
