G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in