At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon