Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
