I changed My mind By following My heart

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about