When God closes one store He opens another

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent