The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…