I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious