A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have