Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates