Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for