You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy