In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah