I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
I have an idea: I have no idea
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
