It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire