Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
