Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money