Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Let there be light blight and hindsight

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval