If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed