Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…