Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–