The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie