The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
