Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings