The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
