If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that