Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know