The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold