I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth