It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…