Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet