The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner