When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it