One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche