You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
