People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down