When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
