We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One