Good Luck Is Wasted on the Lucky
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four