Good Luck Is Wasted on the Lucky
In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar