The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses